pancakeke:

bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal

(via gumptioncretaceous)

wodneswynn:

wodneswynn:

I like Marie Kondo because I’m so used to all the rhetoric around “decluttering” or “tidying up” being about how it’s somehow immoral to own things and that we need to burn our possessions and all live in sterile minimalist Hell in a plain white apartment with a deck chair and one potted plant.

So I like hearing the tidy lady tell me that yes I should live in a hovel with a bunch of linguistics books and dragon statues and here are some ways to keep the hovel clean and orderly while I lurk in it.

It’s so refreshing.

All the other home decor people:  “Kitschy nerd shit is a waste of space and you’re gonna get your soul devoured by a chaos dragon or some shit if you don’t get rid of all of it right now.”

Marie Kondo:  “See, if you organize the kitchen in this way, you can display these Khorn Berzerker miniatures far more prominently.”

(via gumptioncretaceous)

lethal-cuddles:

thebilokiof1812:

alternativemlm:

Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??

The songs in question are “Coming Clean” and “King For A Day” btw.

(via thisorthatbi)

4velitta4:

lilypotterr:

• your condom breaks
• you feel a lump on your breast
• your friends are ignoring you
• you’re stranded on an island 
• you got rejected by a crush
• you get into a car accident
• you got stung by a bee/wasp
• you got fired from your job
• you’re in an earthquake
• your tattoo gets infected
• your house is on fire
• you’re lost in the woods
• you get arrested abroad
• you get robbed
• your partner cheated on you
• you’re on a ship that’s sinking
• you fall into ice
• you’re stuck in an elevator
• you hit a deer with your car
• you have food poisoning
• your pet passed away
• you fall off of a horse
• you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
• you have toxic shock syndrome
• your house has a gas leak

I feel like this could be useful in my future

(via pomegranate-playboy)

jiho:

jiho:

can you guys reblog this and tag what job you have in your fantasy life? I’m a singer + actress in mine lol

so many people misunderstand this post, I don’t mean your dream job I mean what job do you have inside your head? like in your imaginary world you’ve created

(via mxlfoydraco)

officialqueer:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

the next big tumblr discourse is going to be that it’s problematic to make fun of anti vaxxers for some reason

potential ways this could go 

• “people, especially marginalized people, have EVERY RIGHT to be suspicious of the medical profession because of various human rights abuses” somehow warps into “if you criticize anti vaxxers you hate marginalized people and also who’s to say there ISN’T dangerous stuff in vaccines?” 
  
• making fun of anti-vaxxers is misogynistic because anti-vaxxerism often manifests itself in “mommy culture” 
• making fun of anti-vaxxers is ableist or classist or something because some people don’t have the resources to understand the complex list of ingredients in vaccines and it’s wrong to shame them for being suspicious of something that’s not accessible to them 
• woke conspiracy theory tumblr comes out with one of those “elites drinking children’s blog to stay young” style posts about how mmr vaccines are being used to sterilize people or keep them complacent or something
• it’s problematic to give your babies vaccines because children are unable to consent to them (i’ve actually seen this one before on this hellsite lol)
• suggesting CHEMICALS are safer at preventing disease than NATURAL REMEDIES like oranges or ginger is western-centric 
• telling people to vaccinate is telling people what to do with their bodies and that’s always wrong 

this post was supposed to be a joke not a fucking prophecy 

You are the modern day oracle at Delphi

Not vaccinating your kids is refusing to provide them with possibly lifesaving medical treatment which is abuse. Parents should not be allowed to neglect their childrens health in that way and those who do should be considered unfit to raise said child.

(via gumptioncretaceous)

23ster:

Blaise: Hey, Draco. I dare you to kiss the next person that walks in.

Draco: Pfft I’m not doing that.

*Harry walks in*

Draco: *scrambling to his feet* Well rules are rules!

(via drarryruinedme)

communistbakery:

actually-nico:

herhmione:

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

i just loss so much respect for bruno wtf

this breaks my heart

(via gumptioncretaceous)

polytheisticnyctophiliac:

demon-of-sparkles:

gryffindorssource:

lanceylance17:

the-worm-man:

the-sweetest-snowcone:

creatoroflesflagisracist:

creatoroflesflagisracist:

Just some quotes from the creator of this lesbian flag~!!!

This is the kind of stuff your supporting when you refuse to use a different flag~! 😘😘😘

Signed: a Latina Lesbian~

Some brand new quotes from the creator of this lesbian flag showing that she is still exactly the same!

There is a lot wrong with everything you said sweety and perpetuating biphobic stariotypes ain’t pretty!!!

Anyway I’m not a fetish and not all ‘Hispanic’ woman look the same!!! (#Jenniferlopez lofuckingl)

Some people are just trash and never change 💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️

use this flag created by @anurtransyl instead!

It actually has meaning! from top to bottom, the meanings of the colors are: loyalty/trust, freedom to love women, trans/nb lesbians, serenity, and pride/love for oneself.

NEW FLAG NEW FLAG NEW FLAG NEW FLAG NEW FLAG NEW FLAG

This one is cuter anyway. Spreading the word for my lesbian fam.

Signal boost

NEW FLAG YES

New flag!

(via partywithponies)